You're hella corny but it's cool
Eh, corny is a strange concept. People have called me and the homies corny cuz we use big words in conversation. People that don’t understand the concept of bad jokes being so bad they’re good will call stuff corny cuz they don’t get why it’s funny. People called Will Smith corny for not cussin in songs. Worldstar calls everything corny. If bein me is corny to people, then fuck it! Cuz these checks ain’t corny!
I almost thanked you for teaching me something about survival back there, but then I remembered that the ocean never handed me the gift of swimming. I gave it to myself.
- Y.Z, what I forgot to remember (via forlornes)
Not to mention the whole damn town gets cursed
he doesn’t just DIE, he’s lynched because the Gaston-equivalent sees them together and the whole town is horribly racist and that’s why she starts killing people
I WILL DEFEND THESE TWO TO THE GRAVE
Hahaha this is the best.
hahah so good
That is a masterfully-executed dick move